Bike Trail Blazer Pillows

A smiling cyclist

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Draw your own path."

Sport Utility Boot.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Take a hike.

Fork in the trail.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Wind Energy

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Confusing directions.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Orienteering 101

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"David's a compulsive rambler"