Rugged Trail Blazer Pillows

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Hither and Yon sign

"Draw your own path."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Don't even think about it."

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Women in a cross country race

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Glass Ceiling

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"