Bike Path Explorer Mugs

Cyclists mistake.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Fast Lane.

Hither and Yon sign

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

Wide Load.

Sunset Attraction

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Boy on a bike

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Hitching a lift

BMX riding in Bavaria

Fume detector

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Planet Lover

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

The Mechanic

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

All trails go nowhere.

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.

"But dear, the GPS says we're doing fine."

Bike

Caution: Trees obscuring view of forest next 5 miles.