Cycle Path Explorer Mugs

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Fast Lane.

Hither and Yon sign

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

Wide Load.

Sunset Attraction

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

Boy on a bike

'Then after 'A' Levels I did an NVQ in Cleansing and Hygiene.'

Hitching a lift

BMX riding in Bavaria

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"I wasn't smart enough for college. So instead of a diploma and a quarter million of debt all I've got is a growing plumbing business and a steady income."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

Wrong side of the tracks.

Straight and Narrow Path/Long and Winding Road.

The Mechanic

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

Bike

All trails go nowhere.

"I sweared to avoid someone who was reading a cycling facilities leaflet"

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Vanishing Point - 4 Miles.