Bike Path Chooser Mugs

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Baby in Bike Basket

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Rainbow/Horizon

Altar Ego

Wide Load.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'Oh course!'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

Santa Harley

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

Boy on a bike

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Cyclist

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Stop Global Warming

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"Your dad sure worries a lot."