Bike Path Chooser Mugs

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Cat and Dog Bike

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Rainbow/Horizon

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Baby in Bike Basket

Altar Ego

Wide Load.

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Oh course!'

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

'Wow... What did you use for bait?'

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

After years of captivity and cruel treatment, Buster was finally free - free to pedal the open plains to his heart's content!

Boy on a bike

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'He has trouble keeping up with the game.'

Mad Cyclist Disease, the latest problem to plague cyclists.

Stop Global Warming

Cyclist

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Your dad sure worries a lot."