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"Russ is the sort of person who never wants to be alone with his thoughts."

'You can't lose weight just by talking about it. You've got to keep your mouth shut.'

'Why do they call me Gabby? Well it's a long,long,story.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Moo Out Loud

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Dialogue

Woman on the phone.

WTF?

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Rubbish and Everest

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Bin Inspector

"I told you never to call me here."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

We're polishing our brand.

'I can dream, can't I?'