Big Spender In Small Causes Gifts

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"We will remember them."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

Panhandler holds sign: Will dispose of excess cash.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Prayer to Share

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

Bill Gates retires.

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

1973: Movember

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."

'The Insurance money finally came today!'

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."