Big Spender In Small Causes Gifts

"They want $15,000? We're just not set up to give away such a small amount."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

"We will remember them."

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Prayer to Share

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Contact Tree-Huggers.com for info on tax-deductible charitable trusts.

'I think we should put a limit on how much we spend on each other at Christmas, like two hundred and twenty thousand pounds.'

Panhandler holds sign: Will dispose of excess cash.

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

I THINK when OXFAM suggested you buy a goat for Xmas...They meant for the third world!

"Let us through! We're charity fundraisers."

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'Still glad you sprung for the 84-inch flat panel?'

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

1973: Movember

Bill Gates retires.

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

"Dear, your boss just called to tell you there was a slight mistake in your paycheck."

Lemon-Aid. Oh, we're not selling anything. We're collecting money for endangered lemon trees!

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."