Big Screen Bonanza Gifts

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'There's nothing on.'

Big screen TV.

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Binge Watch

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

Addiction to mobile.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Super size me!!'

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

Consumer care and technologies

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

Christmas-Plex

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'