Big Screen Bonanza Pillows

'When they go back to school, you'll be able to try out your Father's Day gift.'

'There's nothing on.'

Big screen TV.

Big screen TV falling through floor

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Binge Watch

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Jack Nicholson

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Addiction to mobile.

"All the better to ignore you with."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

'Super size me!!'

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"Gee... A wide screen, high-definition TV with Stereo-Gasm Sound and over 500 channels! It's almost like having a life!"

"I told you we should have got the smaller screen."

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'How do you know he wants to go to college? Maybe he wants to be a sportscaster.'

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Consumer care and technologies

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

Christmas-Plex

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'