Big Question Enthusiast Prints

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Truth

Children's questions

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'Science versus religion?'

Curious George, Dad

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"What do you mean I ask too many questions?"

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

'How can he have an attention deficit when he has so many nice things to hold his attention?'

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

'I've been thinking a lot about what you said yesterday - but, I guess I say that about everything everyone says, everyday.'

"Well, Pendergast, I stand corrected on that part about there being no dumb questions."

'It is dead, Schrodinger - I can smell it from here.'

'If Margaret, who had two children by her first marriage and one by her second, marries George, who has one child by his first marriage...'

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

'We may, or may not, have cloned Schrodinger's cat.'