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"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

Topsy-Turveydom

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Live Bait.

'Does that include the fishing rod?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

'Bye, dear -- Have a nice fishing experience!'

The Great White Fib.

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

Big fish can't eat the little ones.

"This one almost got me!"

"Get the net, Dad! I've got a big one!"

Liar's Club fish

'Do you need help landing your fish Hayes? ... Hayes?'

Water skiing man crosses path of fisherman with hooked fish waterskiing in the opposite direction

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'