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"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

Always a bigger fish.

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

"He's a keeper!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fishing Contest

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

I hate these flying fish

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Fish Story

Making Things Pleasant.

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

Live Bait.

"I'm not cooking that thing!"

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'