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"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Fish talking about fisherman

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Always a bigger fish.

"He's a keeper!"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Fishing Contest

Securing a Magnificent Salmon.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

I hate these flying fish

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

The truth about Vincent Van Gogh's ear...the fish were really biting, & he ran out of bait!'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"It's obvious Jesus accepts everyone. His disciples were fishermen, and we know what kind of lies we tell."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Fish Story

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Making Things Pleasant.

A snowman catches fish ice fishing.

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

"He's allergic to pond water."

Live Bait.