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"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'

The Sheepdog Trials

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"Growth spurt?"

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'I'm trying to write with my thermometer!...'

'Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.'

Yoga Dog

"Boxer Shorts"

'I want her spayed!'

Most Annoying Bark

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'You can either take my 'NO' for an answer, or. . .'

Mouse trimming carpet with lawnmower.

Hair of the dog spots: maltese on a walk

"Buttercup's unusual. Her bite's worse than her bark."