Big Bite Taker Gifts

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

All-Day Breakfast

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse! You've come to the right place.

"Into every shopping cart a little mysterious Mediterranean product must fall."

"So dude, how much ahve you saved up from your job?"

"We're out of empanadas!"

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Go large or go home!

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

Retiring from the rat race

"Keep it open."

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

'Come on, make it snappy I haven't got all day,'

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

Hot Lasagna Transport

"What?"

'Care for anything else? Perhaps a breakfast menu?'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

' Now there's a bad case of megabytes!'

Convenience food.

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'Never, Ever...expect a fast food restaurant to be fast.'

"Papi, more Hispanic kids than ever before now live in poverty."

"Baldo, we are not buying all of this!"

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