Bidding Frenzy Fan Pillows

Under pressure.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Cat park"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Enough EBAY already!'

Paddlithic Period

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

For the community garage sale...

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Oranges

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

I'll take speed over security anytime.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

The store all other stores are second to.

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.