Bidding Frenzy Fan Pillows

Auction. I bid on everything until I lost my voice. The cartload before the hoarse!

Under pressure.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Cat park"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Enough EBAY already!'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

Paddlithic Period

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

For the community garage sale...

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

"Oh look. Thornton - is that one of those wing-and-a-prayer chairs?"

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

Oranges

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

I'll take speed over security anytime.

Going, Going, Gone to Lunch.

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

'I've put you on the Net . . . Well Ebay Actually.'

'You say that if you sell me it for £50 you'll be giving £100. In that case give £50 and keep it!'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

The store all other stores are second to.