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"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

George Orwell

"Barb's such a fast reader."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

A man and his dog both reading.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Beyond Dante

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"It's a novel about interest rates."