Bibliophile Extraordinaire Pillows

"Doctor, this week I have read Anna Karenina, Pride & Prejudice and Jane Eyre."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Literary Canines.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Litterary Dogs.

"I told you it was a book you couldn't put down."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

A man and his dog both reading.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"It's a novel about interest rates."