Biblical Story Fanatics Mugs

"My client wants half, plus another fifteen per cent to cover my fees."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Sistine Selfie

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

So … how did you two meet?

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Joseph and his coat

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

Forbidden Vegetable

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: 'I ran out of pebbles.'

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.