Biblical Story Fan Mugs

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Jesus in publishers office being told can't use Greatest Story Ever Told as book title

1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.

'He promises us manna and give us commandments - Classic bait-and-switch!'

"I don't suppose you realize....now we're all on the endangered species list."

"Eve just went nuclear and split an Adam!"

The wise men are following the star of Bethlehem, that is being pulled by a little angel.

A boy with his finger in the dike prevents the Great Flood.

"Hey! Where's the other worm?..."

Mythical creatures on standby to enter Noah's ark.

The three kings, one carrying a gift voucher.

'Don't worry, it's organic.'

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

'Can you get them on an e-reader?'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'What happened to my supernatural powers?'

Adam and Adam

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"Do you think that's wise?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"erm...rethink..Adam and Eric doesn't seem to work..."

"Oops, this is my grocery list. I'll be back with the Commandments."

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Goddam virtue signalling!"

"We're taking everyone but the woodpeckers and the termites."

Ethics for Dummies

Sistine Selfie

Noahs Ark

"I'm back with the upgrades."

Dance of the 7 veils

Pontius Pilates

Drummer Boy

'he really shouldn't do that with his verrucas.'

'And we're supposed to be the nation that camped in the desert for 40 years.'

Adam and Eve