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W****s of a different color.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"OMG, LOL!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Cheap Labour Countries.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Gates of heaven

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

Church restrooms

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Self raising Lazarus.

Religious toilets.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Holy Relics.