Biblical Satire Enthusiasts T-Shirts

W****s of a different color.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

"OMG, LOL!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Relax, folks! I’m a lawyer. I can always find loopholes!"

Cheap Labour Countries.

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

Church restrooms

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

Religious toilets.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

Holy Relics.