Biblical Quoter Pillows

"I tried shutting my mouth and opening my mind, but then I remembered it's better to give than to receive."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Macbeth: Take Two

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Where were the wise women?'

"In the future, son, everyone will be an attorney for fifteen minutes."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"'It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing'. … It's your attorney."

"I think I'd like to quote that in a tweet."