Biblical Pun Lovers Mugs

'Regarding my Sunday sermon which you typed up, Ms. Sims...it's not 'Saddam and Gomorrah'...'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Literate Dogs.

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Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Larry's Literary Market.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

Third eye

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

'It's as I feared: you have got a novel in you.'

"Valentine's Day has been good to me, but I had to diversify."