Religious Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Jesus really does save.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"Uh-oh!"

Discount Church Mart

Hers towel and 'hymns' towel.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"You call this a constitution?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Dogma

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Please take your receipt!'

"Since we now have a leaking roof problem, it might be a good time to schedule baptisms."

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A woman in prayer

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

"I was kind of hoping just to tell them what they want to hear...."

'Turn the other cheek, reverend.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Om and Ommer

"He's highly qualified to be our new associate pastor but he wants all weekends and holidays off - the same days I want off."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Pope Kimba XXIII.