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''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Spelling a newspaper

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Worst. God. Ever.

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Big Issue...'

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

If there were no religion...s

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Uni. Snowflake Library

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"