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"Well, you've blown big holes in my argument."

"'Shake well. Settling is normal.' I feel better and I haven't even taken it."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"So, what are you reading?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Spelling a newspaper

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

Vladimir Nabokov

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

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