Biblical Discussions Mugs

''Twelve Apostles'? - You mean Jesus had a FOCUS GROUP?'

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Spelling a newspaper

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'Big Issue...'

Uni. Snowflake Library

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

If there were no religion...s

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."