Biblical Debates Lover Pillows

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

What's normal?

The economy.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Changing Minds

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Our Two Parties, Explained

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Armageddon

Lord George brings news of the debate

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"At least we agree to disagree."