Biblical Banquet Attendee T-Shirts

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Sloaney Pony.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Dearly beloved, and others..."

Applause

"The Pastor requested that no decaf be served. The congregation is nodding off during service."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

"This goes to our Most Aggressive Defender and, ironicall, first person ever to foul out of an awards banquet..."

A guest at a dinner party requesting some champagne

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"Would you care to join me and my wife - we'd like to try the ten person banquet menu."

'I think I see why attendance has been down.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Where's the nearest Detux centre?"

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

Wife leaving note 'midnight mass' on husbands distended stomache as she leaves house.

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

Red and Yellow dress

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

Service lift.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Hoax Squad

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.