Bible Researcher Pillows

"Psst...quick -- check how long a Bible guy named Methuselah lived."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

TSA Noah

"I've got writer's block."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"You call this a constitution?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

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