Bff Lover Pillows

Best Friend Forever

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Bear Costume

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Trump! The Musical

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Official Team Cap With Beard

Romantic Tree Carving

Eat Beef

'I'm a star!'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Ranch Dressing

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Perfect Match

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"