Beverage Collection Gifts

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Malty tasking.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Absolut Cullum.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Welcome Back.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Baskets 'N Booze

Wine Hourglass

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.