Beverage Collection Prints

'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Malty tasking.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Ad Valorem

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

REAL ALE for one pint only

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Absolut Cullum.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Welcome Back.

Wine Hourglass

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Baskets 'N Booze

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"My husband is so into beer, he's sweating oat stout."

Golden handshake old redundancy port.

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.