Beverage Balancing Act Gifts

"Life is a balance of self-indulgence and self-preservation."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

Cycling with a harp case

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"First break since 2008."

Washing Line Walker

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Laptops

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Power/Expenditures

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Spinning Plates!

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

"Still sparkling"

Why didn't you go before we left?

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.