"Life is a balance of self-indulgence and self-preservation."
Beverage Balancing Act Prints
Decorate their walls with striking prints capturing the fun and challenge of beverage balancing. Artistic and amusing, these prints are great for adding personality to any room.
Yoga for Alcoholics
"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."
Supermom.
Kitchen Tetris
Cycling with a harp case
'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'
"First break since 2008."
Washing Line Walker
Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.
Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.
Laptops
If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...
'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'
Power/Expenditures
'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'
'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'
A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.
Speed Bump Ahead.
"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."
Spinning Plates!
'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'
'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'
'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'
'A lot of circus people eat here.'
'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'
"Still sparkling"
Why didn't you go before we left?
African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security
'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'
'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'
Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung
'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'
'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'
Tight rope walking cat and monkey.
Beverage Balancing Act Prints Collection
Beverage Balancing Act Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humorous and creative designs celebrating the beverage balancing act.
Beverage Balancing Act Pillows
Browse our pillows collection to find soft, humorous designs that echo the fun of balancing beverages.
Beverage Balancing Act T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts featuring witty and playful artwork inspired by beverage balancing and creative interests.