Betrayal Investigator Pillows

Man with forked tongue with caption 'liar'.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"