Bestseller Reader Prints

'Can you make it out to yourself and write, 'I'm a horrible author and my book stinks'?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

The DaVinci Code

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

The book that will not be denied!

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"The butler did it!"

'I'll never forget, it was the day before Newton discovered gravity.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

Prepare to meet your author today!

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'If you want to know what really happened, you'll have to buy my new book.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

George Orwell.

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'Does that look like your waiter?'