Novel Readers Prints

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Thomas Mann.

Victor Hugo

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Cariactures

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Iris Murdoch

Layer cake

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Günter Grass

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Spam in Hell.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Fish or Cut Bait

My Literary Influences

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Which one's yours?"