Bespectacled Buddies Prints

'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The grudge match.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'A little kidding is OK, guys, but why do I always end up being the goat?'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

Last Call of the Wild

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

"Check out those two old drunks across the bar - That's us in ten years!"

"Oh, yeah! A little to the right. . . down a bit. . . Ahhh!"

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

"I know, isn’t it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?"

'That surveillance camera...your wife put it in.'

The Beer Channel.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

'They are interested! See them looking at our reflections in that shop window?'

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"Honey I don't think Muffy likes that new cat food."