Facetious Friend Prints

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

Backfire

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Tango

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

Arabian Nights.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."