Flirtatious Friend Prints

How To make A Good First Impression.

"Have you considered the benefits of mixing testosterone and oestrogen?"

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Sunbathing Trick

How's the new high powered hovver mower? Great!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Want to come in for a shagguccino?"

'He's showing off his muscles again! Why do the mares find the eventing guys so fascinating?!'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"Oh, Satin, you're such a doll, and there's that scent I love."

'C'mon, baby... why do you think they call us 'horny toads'?'

'You seem even drunker than me and thatsha quality I find extremely s-sexy ina woman!'

"A penis for your thoughts."

'Jealous? Nonsense,my Emily doesn't know the meaning of the word!'

"Oh my....dibs on the foreign guy!"

Tango

You make me feel like dancing!

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I can't face driving all the way home tonight Janice. Can I crash at your place?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

"You really know how to push my buttons."

"I met him on the elevator and we just connected on so many levels."

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

Happy Hour

"Go ahead and make a play for her...I would if you weren't here!"

"That is unacceptable, Baldo! Those pants are too low! When I see that, I just wanna pull 'em up for you!"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"How much do you want to take out? How much do you weigh?"

"Mmm, let me think about that."