Berry Picking Gifts

An old man growing berries

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

People of the Fall

Dessert

Flava Superba

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

The Scenic Route

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

A day in the country.

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Picked On

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

"He only wears it this time of the year. It's his har-vest."

Gardening Tips - training fruit trees can greatly increase their yield

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Orchards

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"