Bermuda Triangle Buff Mugs

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Secret Family Recipes

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Now blow like hell!'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

'I baked it especially for you.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

"If you guys didn't crack me up so much I'd have you committed."

'Hate is a pretty strong word. Are you sure you're not just lactose intolerant of your mother?'

"More than one person has claimed I've driven them to drink."

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

'Let's try word-association, shall we? WORK.' 'SHY.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Hey, it's all right - we're all afraid of vacuum cleaners."

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'