Bermuda Triangle Buff Mugs

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Enough already! You’re depressing me!"

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

Secret Family Recipes

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Your relationship can thrive again but you've got to work on it. You've got to experience your feelings and express them. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Sadie, when Mort says that President Obama symbolizes a new era of hope and cooperation, how does that make you feel? Nauseated, insulted, disgusted by Mort's Pollyannaish wimpyness. Good, now say it to Mort. Here? In front of you?

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

"How long have you felt like a man trapped in the body of an alligator?"

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

'Now blow like hell!'

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

"If you guys didn't crack me up so much I'd have you committed."

'Hate is a pretty strong word. Are you sure you're not just lactose intolerant of your mother?'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'I baked it especially for you.'

"More than one person has claimed I've driven them to drink."

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

'Let's try word-association, shall we? WORK.' 'SHY.'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Hey, it's all right - we're all afraid of vacuum cleaners."