Bermuda Triangle Aficionado Mugs

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Triangle

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Musician

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"At least my putting has improved."

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Tuba Music

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Street Performance

Land's End

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean, I'm unapproachable?'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Support Oppression - Do Nothing

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

"Too dressy?"