Bermuda Triangle Aficionado Mugs

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Triangle

Raheem Sterling

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Musician

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

"At least my putting has improved."

The years of practice had paid off. George was living the dream.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

Tuba Music

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Street Performance

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Land's End

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean, I'm unapproachable?'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Support Oppression - Do Nothing

Pythagoras: Great Mathematician (Rubbish Soldier)

'While we appreciate your hard work Eddie, I think we are going to have to go a different direction with this position.'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

School - Equilateral triangles ahead sign.