Benefits Defender Mugs

'Do away with all the tax loopholes you want, but don't mess with my entitlements!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Relax, it's not for you. I'm here for you 401 (k)."

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Labor Day '19

Goal

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"It's your turn, kid."

Art Theft

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"If you put it on the net someone might steal your idea."

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

"I think you've done a fine job of protecting the underlying canvas from the elements with paint."

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

The mailing lists you're on says who you are

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

Phishing for cyber information

'Sure the money's better in the private sector, but there're so damn Few Opportunities to Call in an Airstrike.'

Bernie Madoff With My Savings

'You don't have your stuff today, Philip. I'm taking you out ... Now, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way.'

'Crystal! You didn't duck and cover! If this wasn't just a drill and I had been a real deranged fan, you'd be soaked in beer right now!'

'Uh-oh....'

"There is no military solution, General, so we're disabling the enemy with a computer virus."

Two military officers

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

Social Security benefits are rising...But the system's runnin out of bread.

'Poor old fellow all hunched over and barely able to walk. I should let him park near the exit and give him a discount.'

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Energy Prices

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