Defense Booster Mugs

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

dog vs UFO...

Jumping cheerleaders

Zumba

Cheerleaders

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Boomerang

Robo Sapiens

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

Ebola reaches USA.

Books to Brain

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Leap

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Imran Khan

'I just love to watch you get the sales staff fired up, Johnson.'

Breakfast of Champions

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

No Tread on Me

Cricket.

We leave Jim alone until he's at least 90% charged. (49%)

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

'What I really hate is preventive medicine. The go after us before we even do anything.'

Get up and go

Friends.

'Hey, uh, maybe you oughta take a break from the sugar water.'

"To get more productivity, I replaced the employee's coffee with an energy drink."