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"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

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Tattoos sagging with time

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

Devil tattoo.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Snowman Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

The Coffee Tattoo

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

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An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'