Bendy Body Artist Prints

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

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Tattoos sagging with time

Maternity tattoos

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Snowman Tattoo

Devil tattoo.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Makeup? This is a tattoo.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Operation Tattoo

'Okay people - let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. Those with offensive tattoos, just get to work.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Tattoo Parlour Could you do me something in this season's colours

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Orange navel has ring