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'Justice delayed means more time for billing.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Chess on TV

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

"Is this your work?"

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Why John, I remember you when you were this high.'

'It looks fishy to me.'

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.