Believers In Evolution Pillows

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

tbt

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Crap. I overslept."

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

Evolution on the brink

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Evolved to Ski.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"