Believers In Evolution Mugs

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

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Off to a bad start.

"Crap. I overslept."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"I can help you get your finances back in shape – you've just got to believe in me."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Evolution on the brink

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolved to Ski.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

'Not guilty by reason of millions of years of evolutionary selection for aggressive behavior, Your Honor.'

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'

Thomas Hunt Morgan

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"